Tuesday, August 11, 2009

This Week's Most Awkward Google Search

Miley Cyrus Pole Dancing

In a related(?) story, Miley/Hannah has launched a new clothing line at Walmart, which will no doubt reflect her unique fashion style.
It'll be a huge seller.

D23 Offers Benefits, Not Entitlements

Tickets to a sneak preview of the Walt Disney Family Museum came and went in a flash last Wednesday as D23 members clamored for the highly-anticipated ducats. Available on the museum's website with a special D23 activation code, they were gone in less than ten minutes.

And that's when the bitching and whining started . . . again.

It's a familiar scenario. D23 makes free tickets available to a special event like a Walt Disney Studios tour or a meet-and-greet with Disney imagineers and historians. Demand far exceeds supply and then, POOF, a handful of lucky members get a wish fulfilled and a bunch more just get pissed off.

A sample of comments on the Walt Disney Family Museum's Facebook page after the tickets were gone:

"I paid $80 for a magazine subscription. Way to keep Walt's dream alive."

"Yeah... this was CLEARLY not thought out very well. D23 & the WDFM really dropped the ball this time."

"It's impossible to get into any of the D23 events. I joined for the first year to see how it would be. So far it has been a huge disappointment."

"D23 has been a HUGE waste of money! My guess is they won't be around 5 years from now."

Tops among the frustrations this time around were error messages received on the WDFM website when people attempted to place their orders. It was clearly a case of an overwhelmed server unable to handle this sudden glut of traffic. Ever try to be the tenth caller to win concert tickets from your favorite radio station? That error message was your busy signal. So what do you do? You hang up and try again. I did--four times--before I finally got through. I have my tickets for the early afternoon on September 26th.

If I hadn't been fortunate enough to get tickets, would I have been disappointed? Absolutely. There's nothing wrong with that. But I wouldn't have blamed Disney, D23 or the WDFM for it, because, in the end, I still had the exact same chance to get tickets as any other D23 member. There were just more members than there were tickets, plain and simple.

There is an annoying sense of entitlement shared by some D23 members. I would remind them, and any person considering joining, to read what membership in the club actually includes: a subscription to "twenty three" magazine, a membership card and certificate, a "surprise gift", discounted admission to the D23 Expo, and, finally, "unique special event opportunities throughout the year" (highlight added by me). There is no promise that D23 will just hand you tickets to any event. So before signing up or renewing your membership, you need to decide if the 75 bucks it costs is worth the "opportunity" to attend these events. Personally, I think it is.

As a side note, the WDFM posted on Facebook that, contrary to what the rumor mill was saying, additional preview tickets for D23 members will NOT be available. There were still a handful of unclaimed tickets for museum members only around 3:00 yesterday afternoon, but I wouldn't expect them to last long.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

'The Lion King' Makes Vegas and Disney a Perfect Match

The Lion King's Tree of Life
(Original Broadway Cast)
Las Vegas audiences are hard to figure when it comes to Broadway shows. What plays well back east and on national tours offers no guarantee of success on the Strip. While "Phantom" and "Mamma Mia" have done well here, "Spamalot," "Hairspray," and "Avenue Q," ehhh, not so much.

So, the question is, how will Disney do in Vegas? Family values meets adult excess, can it really work?

After seeing "The Lion King" last night at Mandalay Bay, my answer is a resounding "YES."

"The Lion King" opened in Las Vegas last month to the same glowing reviews it's received since debuting on Broadway over ten years ago. A spectacle of sight and sound, it's the perfect fit for Vegas show goers accustomed to the sensory overload of Cirque du Soleil or Blue Man Group, but with a lot more emotion and heart. Judging from the enthusiastic, near-capacity crowd I was in, "The Lion King" may just have a bright and lengthy future ahead of it.

The story is familiar to even the most casual of Disney fans. Simba, a young lion, must choose between the two life paths set before him: the path of his father, Mufasa, the mighty king of the pride lands; or the path of least resistance, an escapist world in the jungle where "hakuna matata" ("no worries") is the philosophy to live by. In choosing, Simba must come to grips with his nagging sense of responsibility and ultimately confront his treacherous uncle Scar, who has plans of his own to rule the African savanna.

Giraffes roam the savanna.
"The Lion King" tells its tale on stage utilizing an exquisite blend of lighting, rotating sets and nifty gadgetry. After seeing many stills and clips of the stage production over the years, I always wondered how much of a distraction the combination of live actors, masks and mechanical puppets would be. It turns out to be no distraction at all as they seamlessly meld their animal and anthropomorphic characteristics. The audience's attention is always directed where it needs to be, whether on an actor's face, the lion mask/headdress he or she wears, or the whirligig contraptions that evoke soaring birds and frolicking antelope. It's a feast for the eyes that requires only your very willing imagination to make complete.

The cast is superior, with many of the actors having previously performed in other "Lion King" productions worldwide. Tops among them is Buyi Zama as the playful but wise baboon shaman Rafiki. Her opening chants in her native Zulu dialect fill the theater with joyful noise, and as the story progresses she is the glue that holds it together, connecting the characters to one another and pointing Simba towards his destiny. Also noteworthy is Thom Sesma, one of the few newcomers to "The Lion King" cast, gleefully slimy and menacing as Scar.

Buyi Zama (Rafiki) at the
D23 meet and greet
Kudos to Disney's official fan club, D23, for organizing last night's "behind-the-scenes experience." After the show, D23 members were treated to a meet-and-greet with members of the cast, who, despite being tired from giving two performances that day, were very gracious and generous with their time. They stayed well after the show to answer questions, sign autographs and pose for pictures. I was very pleased to see that Buyi Zama was just as energetic and fun in person as her stage persona was. I also enjoyed chatting with Patrick Kerr, who shared how it took him two months to master the performance puppetry of his character Zazu, Mufasa's horn billed majordomo. Also joining us were Thom Sesma, Alton White (Mufasa), Kissy Simmons (Nala) and Jacquelyn Renae Hodges (Shenzi).

"The Lion King" has on open-ended run at Mandalay Bay with plans of sticking around for a while. I see no reason why it can't. Ten-plus years in production have not reduced its lustre. It's a thrilling, engaging, fun and heart-warming experience that more than holds its own against any other entertainment offering on the Las Vegas Strip.

Who said Las Vegas and Disney couldn't mix? No worries here.


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